she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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