You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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