I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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