have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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