Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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