But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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