What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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