how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Randomize
