put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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