Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I think people are normalizing furries
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