1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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