i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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