It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So many bounce houses so little time
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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