If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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