They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
