I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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