Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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