I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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