I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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