Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Randomize
