Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
