Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
false alarm, still single
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