In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
