Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(302): View more from Delaware

I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like

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(404): View more from Georgia

we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

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(847): View more from Illinois

i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.

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(906): View more from Michigan

Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today

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(305): View more from Florida

Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness

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They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"

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(720): View more from Colorado

Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie

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