Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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