i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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