what if I'm pregnant?
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Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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