oh god the rape fog is back!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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