New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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