My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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