Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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