i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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