If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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