If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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