No awkward lesbian experiences without me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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