idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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