Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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