I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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