at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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