you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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