Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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