Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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