I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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