But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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