is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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