i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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