I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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