p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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