Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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