what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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