I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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