What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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