Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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