Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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